I'm so BEWILDERED

I was going to talk about how I bought a really pretty jacket today as well as a couple Christmas presents for people but when I sat down to write everything I noticed that my glasses were not on my face. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THEY ARE! I don't even remember taking them off today so I am unable to retrace my steps. I don't even know where to start. 

I have already combed through the sections of my room that I was in today and then I took my search to the kitchen, living rooms, the office, and my sister's car but nothing has come up. I'm honestly nearly in tears because of this. How does someone misplace glasses that they have no recollection of taking off of their face?!